I have no patience for liars. I understand there are rules to follow but don't freaking lie to me.
For example: When people call my work and ask for someone's number, I tell them, "I'm sorry, I'm not at liberty to give out any personal information about Mr./Ms. X, but I can transfer you to them or send an email on your behalf."
I don't try and claim that I don't have their numbers. Obviously I do-- I'm sending you to that person.
STORY:
My employee health insurance plan goes through Medco for prescription drugs. In my opinion, Medco is evil. Before we switched, I got my drugs at the supermarket pharmacy that's two blocks from my apartment. I had nice pharmacists who I knew and trusted. Through Medco we are only covered at big chain stores. So I switched to CVS (
grumble grumble) where they claim they don't carry certain generic (
read: cheaper) drugs so I have to get different ones (
grumble).
THEN Medco starts harassing me to sign up for their prescriptions-through-the-mail program cause otherwise I will "waste $800 every year." (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Except my doctor tells me she HATES working with Medco mail and often gets complaints from her patients that they are waiting on urgent meds.
Since I require meds to breathe and breathing is pretty fracking urgent, I passed on the mail-order program.
And like a psycho stalker, they started sending me letters, emails ... they called me at WORK. Today I got an email from my dad saying they called HIS HOUSE. They called my parents to inform them that I am not on the "cheapest drug plan I could be!"
EXCUSE ME?
So I called.
ME: I don't think it's appropriate that I get these calls at work or that you're calling my parents at their home. Please delete my parent's home phone number or make a note in my file that I don't appreciate this.
MEDCO: There's no way for us to make a note or delete a number.
ME: You can't delete a phone number?
*silence*
MEDCO: That's correct.
ME: You expect me to believe you have no course of action when a customer changes their phone number?
MEDCO: Well, then we just update it, we don't delete it.
ME: Okay, well update my parent's number to my cell phone
MEDCO: We already have your cell phone on file.
*they had it wrong-- some poor schmuck is probably being hounded for prescriptions by mail and going -- WHAT THE HELL*ME: I don't care. I don't know why you have my parent's information...
MEDCO: (interrupting) They are your emergency contacts.
ME: Was
this an emergency?
MEDCO: We can't delete the number.
ME: (thinking) TRY THE F*$#ING DELETE BUTTON...
ME: (saying) I have been told this program isn't very good but if I sign up to try and and don't like it, can I opt back out and continue getting my drugs at the pharmacy?
MEDCO: Wonderful-- we'll send you information on how to join.
ME: Ummm, that's not what I said... Can you please note that I don't want any outbound calls?
MEDCO: Have a good day.
So basically I just wasted 30 minutes of my life to argue with someone who had no intention of helping me and wanted to pretend you can't DELETE something on a computer.
......
balls.
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