The Adventure of the Unmentionables

At approximately 2 am Sunday morning I was at my boyfriend's apartment to watch War of the Worlds on Dvd. I ran into his room to grab some chapstick I had (my lips hurt real bad) when I found the above pair of undies or more specifically a Victoria's Secret "V-String"(according to the tag).

Important fact #1 The underwear is NOT MINE.

So I calmly and rationally asked my boyfriend why he had a pair of sexy girl's underwear. I'm not gonna lie there was a moment of concern. But it was explained to me that these are the hazards of doing laundry in a public facility.

I gave him a good hard stare down to see if I could detect any lying, but mostly he just looked embarrassed. As he said, "wow, i could have gotten a nice shirt, or an extra sock, but no... had to be sexy underwear."

All ended well, we took the unmentionables back to the laundry room and hung them on the door. Hopefully they'll find their way back to their owner who may or may not be brave enough to wear underwear that was out of her possession.

I told him, he gets this one free pass but if I find lipstick marks or numbers jotted down on bits of paper... I may have to hire that WB show "Cheaters" to come investigate.

At any rate, I may hide some silky boxers in my room next week... just to even the score