Wednesday, March 07, 2007

PS

I added a movie to my netflix queue called "fuck" -- actually netflix lists it as "F**K" but it's a documentary on the history of the word, people who love it, and people who hate it. I can't believe I have a movie coming called "Fuck." I read a review on imdb that it was actually kinda funny. I am excited to see it. According to IMDB "The word 'fuck' and its variations are used 857 times throughout this 90 minute documentary, making an average 8.88 f-words a minute."



Another unlucky thing that happened to me...

On Monday I'm walking into the apartment building juggling a bunch of stuff and trying to get the mail. Then I'm trying to open the security door, when I noticed this snot-nosed little boy staring at me. He was just watching me struggle with the door.

When I finally got through the door he says, "Hey...hey.. I know you. You live in 207. My mom and I live in 107. You're really loud and annoying. You stomp wherever you go."

I had one of those movie like hallucinations where I grabbed him by the shirt collar and pitched him over the stairs, but quickly came back to reality.

"Sorry," I told him. "We don't have company over. So we'll try and walk quieter from now on."

These are the people who likely called in the noise violation on us when he had TWO people over and were playing charades. I actually wrote them an apology and invited them to call me (gave 'em my #) if we were ever loud again. If they ever call now, I may threaten to burry their brat in a snowbank.

3 Comments:

At 5:15 PM, Blogger Sarah @ All The Book Blog Names Are Taken said...

Normally I don't advocate punching children or burying them in snowbanks, but there are always exceptions.

Hope you're having a fabulous day otherwise...

Less than 24 hours til JT!!! I can not wait for this show! (I bet you couldn't tell I was more than a lil excited for it...)

 
At 8:15 PM, Blogger Christy said...

It's like Mr. Heckles!! One of these days they'll be pounding a broom against the ceiling (your floor) and you'll be stomping back.

 
At 2:53 PM, Blogger Brian said...

Normally I don't condone kicking children in the face. This may be an instance that you should do that... with cleats :)

 

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