Friday, September 22, 2006

Friday! Friday! Friday!

I forgot when I'm up this early that TBS plays Dawson's Creek. I love to hate this show. People who look like they're 30 pretending to be in high school and waxing philosophical for endless hours about relationships... it's like, don't you have homework or an extracurricular activity? Anything? Then I look at Katie Holmes and I just want her to run. Run, Katie! Tom is coming!

I didn't sleep well at all last night so I think tonight after my last class I shall crawl home and fall on my bed. I knew it wouldn't be a good night for sleeping when I caught myself watching infomercials for hair products by some guy named Jonathan. I really think I need his root booster spray. Too bad it's $53.00 I don't think my roots need boosting that bad.

I love Megan Mullally. I saw her talk show in the doctor's office the other day (and in case you're worried, don't panic... only a sinus infection). I always loved Megan on Will & Grace. When I grow up I think I want to be Karen Walker.

A bit of a rant. I did a very stupid thing last night and got myself into a political discussion with two drunk guys. So dumb. I am so dumb. Why argue with people about that stuff? Why argue with hammered people about anything? To be fair, I swear it wasn't all my fault but the fact that I didn't just shut up makes me seriously question my ability to be smarter than drunk people.

But it just bugs me. I know it shouldn't but I try to be patient but I can only hear about "liberal doucheness" so much before I start to feel a little squished personally. Yes, they were drunk but it's still annoying. If I'm too aggressive when I argue my opinion, I'm being a bitch or I'm "pushing my opinions on people" and yet if I try to be calm and listen and THEN put in my opinion, I get interrupted and made fun of. I'm the dumb girl who thinks peace is a good thing to strive for... silly me! Oh, that's so cute, Emily thinks she can go in and "talk" to other people and solve problems. Back off! Quit patronizing me. I'm not a toked out hippie acting like the world's problems are easy to solve. Never. Talk. Politics. Ever. Unless. You. Are. Sober. And. Even. Then. Exercise. Caution. Around. Republican. Men.

Whatever. I woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Then I read the paper and was sad that some of my articles had editing mistakes in them. Roar.

Last night I met Tyler, the Real World guy. Who was pretty funny but I still got the "I can be so bitchy your head spins" vibe. That's probably why they cast him on reality T.V. I would never try out for reality T.V. but if I did, I guarantee I would not be cast. What drama would they have with me? Oh yeah, debating with drunk people, maybe I would be perfect.

4 Comments:

At 7:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh come on, you don't think we could be in a kick ass reality show? Angry Women Take Over Washington? It would be like a horror story for Republicans.

Actually we were playing a (stupid) game at work where we had to say who we would take with us if we were on the Amazing Race, and you were on my list for sure. For some reason I think we'd make good time kicking ass around the globe. :)

I was actually called a terrorist once for expressing that I wanted peace on earth and goodwill towards man. This was after high school when we had to say the pledge or get suspended and if we didn't donate blood in the blood drive we were anti-American and if we cried when our best friends joined the army and were sent to Iraq we were as bad as the terrorists.

Lets move to Germany.

 
At 6:17 PM, Blogger Brian said...

Come on now, you'd be sweet on a reality show. You could be that really awesome hot chick that acts like a whore during the entire series just to get attention...jk :)

 
At 11:17 PM, Blogger Sarah @ All The Book Blog Names Are Taken said...

I'd be the bitch that everyone hates. Man, I love Coral. The best quote ever from any Real World/Road Rules anything is this one from her: "I don't wrestle, I fucking beat bitches up!" Yeah. Sometimes I have a temper. I'd be THAT girl on the show. Is that good or bad? :S

Miss you.

 
At 2:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

there were a handful of times during our conversation where i was thinking i needed to stop talking. and then you'd say something and i'd get all excited again. it's too bad you werent drunk, because one of the best things about being drunk is talking politics and totally overblowing things.

i still love you, despite your douche liberalness ;)

 

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