Quote of the day

You almost need this picture to explain the following exchange between Tyler and myself:

The scene: Walking into the apartment, a hot girl in shorts passes us in the hall

Tyler: That girl’s butt said “Beach Babe.”
Me: Well, thanks for looking!
Tyler: (defensive) Well, your butt doesn’t say words.
Me: Are you saying if it did, you’d look?
Tyler: Obviously. Sometimes I check just to make sure.