Tooting my horn

I don't normally send you guys over here but there is something I really hope you all read. I want your opinion because I think the Jordin Sparks issue is just F***ED up beyond all reason.

THIS POST

Give me your feedback.

In other news I really DO need treatment for online shopping addiction. I have "wish lists" on many sites. I blame Sarah Spencer for this (you can catch a picture of her to the right in my facebook badge--- she's the one holding 800 shopping bags). She was the one who taught me the joy of shoes, purses and fun clothes. I also blame Ainsley for showing me Torrid.

AnYwHo....

I was at my mom's this past Wednesday to do some laundry and catch up. Thursday morning I was waiting for my last load to dry and doing what else-- shopping online when I hear this HUGE crashing noise. I immediately thought, "SHIT. Dad tripped and broke his foot or something." I ran into my parent's room and saw the closets doors were forced open-- my mom's side of the closet had collapsed and my dad's side was well on its way to tumbling down as well. It was a very sad sight.

Was this a message of God to quit buying clothes?

Knowing my parents would probably not have time to get around to this for weeks and the idea of them getting dressed and picking through crap on the floor was too sad, I called my dear friend Rob. Luckily he works in the shelving department of Menards. He and I put things right. It took all day but we figured out the cause of destruction-- my parents had installed this system 10 years ago and had missed just about every stud by an inch. So our new plan should hold up well. I am very proud-- I fixed something and I used tools and everything. A stud-finder which beeped on my left boob but not my right-- what's up with that?! Yeah I checked, so what?

NEWS: I'm done at the R. Lobster folks! It's over. If you didn't get discounted cheesy buns from me, it's too late, my apologies. I got a new job freelancing for Forum communications-- it's more up my alley but I will miss the cheap food. I now have this weekend and Memorial Day free so I look forward to basking in the glow of laziness-- watch some movies (PIRATES), bike rides etc.

Today I worked at the crisis center answering phones. I think I missed my calling as a sassy receptionist. I just love saying "Greg, your son is on Line 1" --- I don't know why, I just feel sexy saying it.

That's all for now. I'm out peeps.

~Curvy and hot lady who's PROUD dangit